what’s up, narwhals? why are you so popular all of a sudden? here I am, talking you up for years and telling everyone how kicky and fresh you are and no one even believed you were real. everyone thought I was lying, fooling around, or crazy. even my friends who know about the ocean and stuff thought I was full of it and were like “ha ha, liz, you’re so silly and cool.” now BAM, you’re rock stars.
good job, narwhals. it’s your time to shine.