this comes several days after the fact, but I had a very strange dream the other night. those of you who are dream interpreters should feel free to let me know what it means.
alec baldwin taught me how to fly. fly a plane, you say? no. fly. like a bird. we flew to the public library. that was it.
here is a paint rendition of the event. I know this is a terrible picture of alec baldwin. you will notice that this is definitely a dream because I am wearing shorts and we all know that that is an impossibility.