Monthly Archives: February 2010

the loneliness of the prospect park port-a-potty

majestic, isn’t it?

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presidents’ day!!!!!!!!

is the best holiday because everyone always puts the apostrophe in the wrong place and through shaming these people, I can boost my self-esteem for the entire day.

this image above is doubly ridiculous because the creator has not only misplaced the apostrophe, but he or she has replaced the presidential faces on mount rushmore with the actors from the twilight movies. I am pretty sure none of these people were ever president. except maybe in tweensylvania.

selleck waterfall sandwich

"featured sandwich: italian."

MWAHAHAHA!

don’t buy bulletproof glass on craigslist

it may or may not actually “stop” “bullets.”

“bullet proof” glass (westside)


Date: 2010-01-31, 10:57AM EST
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i have a piece of “bullet proof” acrylic plastic that came out of a local bank a few years ago, its 40″ x 40″ x 1.25″ its a little dusty from sitting around but its yours if you want it.

  • Location: westside
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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I like tapas and all

and I understand they are for sharing, but really, this was ridiculous.

five full-grown young ladies shouldn’t have to split three spears of zucchini, one slice of red onion, and three sweet potato medallions. I mean, this is just madness. the waitress could have said “you should order two of those,” or maybe she was a sadistic waitress–one who enjoyed watching us cut one slice of onion into five pieces. she also brought it out first, by itself, probably thinking “ha ha, this will be hil-ar-i-ous!” as our faces dropped and felt that $7 rapidly leaving our pockets.

this is a warning to you, friends. if you go to the mission bar in pittsfield and feel like having some grilled vegetables, I hope you order something else. unless you’re all like “oh boy, I could really go for a slice of grilled onion right now. but just one slice–two would be just too much.”

a thought

it’s weird to see someone you went to elementary school with on a reality television show.