best amazon reviews ever.

“Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.”

more hilarious reviews here.

star trek: the opera

spicy club sauce

my favorite arrested development scene. I just watched it again and HAD to post it.

“am I double parked by the curbstone of your heart?”

a wonderful list of bad country song titles here. some of them aren’t “bad,” per se, but rather hilarious and a credit to the comedic/poetic genius of their authors.

I’m partial to “Redneck Martians Stole My Baby,” “She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart,” and of course the classic “You Done Stomped On My Heart (and You Mashed That Sucker Flat)” with its infamous lyrics “You done stomped on my heart, you broke it all apart/Sweetheart, you just sorta stomped on my aorta.”

here’s a video.

HA HA!

that sounds like a winning combination! I know care bears always scare the crap out of me.

from here.