spontaneous combustion

“what would happen if you melted? you know, you never really hear this talked about much, but spontaneous combustion? it exists!…[people] burn from within…sometimes they’ll be in a wooden chair and the chair won’t burn, but there’ll be nothing left of the person. except sometimes his teeth. or the heart. no one speaks about this, but it’s for real.” –keanu reeves

it's for real.

is it, keanu? is it?

coffee-mate

why are there so many flavors of coffee-mate creamer? I started wondering about this last night when I saw a commercial announcing the newest flavors, which include tiramisu. who would want their coffee to taste like soggy lady fingers and mascarpone cheese, anyway? if you want your coffee to taste like tiramisu, maybe you should just put down the coffee and go get some disgusting tiramisu. you don’t deserve any delicious coffee, you freak.

coffee

tiramisu

abomination

can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

really, can you?

UPDATE: here’s colors of the wind played on the pan flute, in case you want to sing along

also, in hebrew.