names I will consider when I become very rich and purchase a professional sports team

• the fighting hobos (the inclusion of “fighting” is absolutely imperative here. it’s so much more FIERCE.)
• the fighting unicorns ( I am picturing a logo somewhere along the lines of lisa frank. perhaps the unicorn would be winking. I don’t know. it’s a possibility.)
• the fighting narwhals (kristin has suggested a mascot that skewers the other team with his or her tusk)
• the fighting historical interpreters (for a team in williamsburg specifically)
• the fighting semi-colons (self-explanatory in its awesomeness)

suggestions? I might just make you a shareholder on my team if I like your name…